Self Defense Family Location Scout Lyrics

[Caroline Corrigan:]
When I hear your stories
I wonder: What's the point in lying to me?
You're a lousy director
You never remember the names of scenes
I walked out on the screening
Some things I don't need to see

I want you to know
That when it's time to go
I'm not slowing to send you away

I won't let you know
When you're on your own
It's a bit like floating through space

[Patrick Kindlon:]
You're making me tired
You're crushing me with your teeth
You're holding too tightly
Pushed my manhood out at the seams
Just buy my story
I'll double-wash the sheets

[Caroline Corrigan:]
I want you to know
That when it's time to go
I'm not slowing to send you away

I won't let you know
When you're on your own
It's a bit like floating through space

[Both:]
Stop with your stories
And set all the characters free
And set all the characters free