Conspiracy Music Guru Puppet Show Lyrics

Let me tell you something bout the space station
It's only really there in your imagination
That thing ain't real it's science fiction
It's there to feed your space addiction
Those astronauts are not in space
It's written all over their stupid face

I can spot a liar from a 100 miles
I can spot a fraud from the way they smile
Didn't ya learn nothing from the fake moon mission
That puppet show from president Nixon
Well listen up they're doing it again it seems
Check out the harnesses and green screens

You see I used to work a lot in film and TV
And I know a bit about the television trickery
To create the illusion that your somewhere your not
A green screen is what you're gonna use a lot
Or if you wear a harness and attach it to the ceiling
The illussion that you're floating is what they'll be believing

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All you're watching is a puppet show
Yeah the whole worlds a stage
Astronauts are actors of course
And yeah they all get paid
Look at me ma I'm floating in space
No your not your lying to the whole human race

So let me tell you little something bout a zero g plane
This thing flies up and then down again
Some weird stuff happens If you're on the inside
You start to float as the plane takes a dive
Simply add an actor that's trained to deceive
And you got yourself an astronaut or so you believe

Plane flies up that's everyone's cue
Then ACTION we got some deceiving to do
Plane flies down then everyone knows
To start the iss live show
Floating in a plane with zero g
But you only see astronauts on your tv!

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Another thing I noticed when I looked at these fools
They're filming all the space walks in boyancy pools
NASAs gonna tell you that it's just for training
To practice, for space station maintaing
Well I thought about that but if that's the case
Then why the hell can I see bubbles in space

Take a hard look at the next space walk
And tell me if you can see bubbles at all
Open your eyes man, I'll bet you a quarter
Those space walks are all filmed under water
I can see space bubbles everywhere
Hey NASA How the hell did those get there?

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So when you see an astronaut aboard the ISS
Take another look at your TV set
They're pretty good at faking so you gotta look close
Pay some attention to the way the actor "floats"
If you ask me that ain't zero gravity
But Hollywood effects that I see on my TV

Take a good look at the whole damn thing
These lying bastards are puppets on a string
It's all a big science fiction puppet show
The games up assholes coz we all know
Thanks for the show NASA it's been a blast
Now take your fake station and shove it up your *%#^