Pkew Pkew Pkew - Blood Clot Lyrics
Blood clots
No, they don't mean a thing when they're in your muscles and they're not in your veins
You're back to punch life in the fuckin' face
You can't skateboard in February without a little pain
It...
Pkew Pkew Pkew - Before We Go Out Drinking Lyrics
We don't make much money
That should come as no surprise
We got drunk before we left so we wouldn't have to spend much tonight
When the money's almost gone
We find a way to still have fun
Chalk it up to being drunk,...
Pkew Pkew Pkew - Kathie Lee & Hoda Lyrics
Does the crushing defeat keep you up late at night?
Oh, Kathie Lee, Hoda, what's wrong with my life?
It's the debt and depression
Decisions I've made
Fuck it
I'll worry 'bout that shit some other day
...
Pkew Pkew Pkew - Mid-20's Skateboarder Lyrics
Mid-20's skateboarder, I hope I don't get hurt x4
Yeah x4
Oh, yeah
Yeah x4
Oh, yeah
Drinking a six-pack of beer, takes away all the fear x4
Yeah x4
Oh, yeah
Mid-20's skateboarder, I hope I don&#...
Pkew Pkew Pkew - The Prime Minister Of Defense Lyrics
We're all normal dudes
Most the time, we fight and we lose
We lose
Life's kinda like baseball
It's failure, but at least we brought booze
We brought booze
We're all Johnny MacDonald
Always at the plat...
Pkew Pkew Pkew - Prequel To Asshole Pandemic Lyrics
Let's start a band
Let's practice in my apartment
And if the other tenants care, then fuck 'em
If the other tenants care, then fuck 'em
Let's draw up the plans
Let's go to a bar and hatch them
An...
Pkew Pkew Pkew - Let's Order A Pizza Lyrics
Let's order a pizza, I gotta eat something before I throw up x2
Not calling, called it x3
'Cause I ordered it last time
Not calling, called it x3
'Cause I ordered it last time
Not calling, called it x3
&#...
Pkew Pkew Pkew - 65 Nickels Lyrics
65 nickels in my pocket
It's how I'm gonna home tonight
65 nickels in my pocket
Yea, they're wearing me down but that's all right
65 nickels in my pocket
It's better than walking with you
'Cause I g...
Pkew Pkew Pkew - Passed Out Lyrics
I can't wait to go home and shut down / I'm gonna sit on my couch and stare at my wall / And destroy these beers til there's no beers at all / What did I do with my day? / I worked some pointless job that I hate / We keep mak...
Pkew Pkew Pkew - Hangin' Out Lyrics
I wanna sit here 'cause I can
I wanna drink beer with my friends
No, I don't wanna care 'bout your plans
Oh yeah, we're hangin' out
I wanna sit here with my friends
I wanna drink beer from beer cans
N...
Pkew Pkew Pkew - Glory Days Lyrics
Small dreams
Small town
I'm glad I'm not still around
'Cause the townies don't grow
They just stay the same
They just wanna relive that high school fame
And that was always something that scared me
That the...
Pkew Pkew Pkew - Stop Calling Us Chief Lyrics
You gotta stop
You gotta stop calling us
You gotta stop
You gotta stop calling us
You gotta stop
Stop calling us chief
We're hot shit
Can't be replaced
You want money
You got the taste
Well, power suits can&...
Pkew Pkew Pkew - Asshole Pandemic Lyrics
I can hear you two floors down x2
This is a building x3
This is a...
I can hear you two floors down x2
This is a building x3
This is a...
Asshole pandemic
Why's this fucking dick gotta be such a cock?
Asshole pand...