Bart Baker - Happy Parody Lyrics
Bart Baker - Fancy Parody Lyrics
Bart Baker - Fried Chicken Lyrics
Bart Baker - Hello Kitty Parody Lyrics
Bart Baker - Adore You Parody Lyrics
Bart Baker - Dark Horse Parody Lyrics
Bart Baker - Applause Parody Lyrics
Remember when I used to not totally suck?
My songs and videos were not pretentious and fucked up.
But then I lost my damn mind, now I am in a bird cage.
I've gone completely mad, I'm totally batshit insane.
[Bridge]
I comb...
Matt Berninger - All I Want Lyrics
(feat. Stephan Altman & Julien Baker)
[Verse 1: Matt Berninger, Julien Baker]
Just to see the sun breaking
Just to find a place to stand
Just to not be overtaken
When I hold you in my hands
[Chorus: Matt Berninger &...
Bart Baker - Problem Parody Lyrics
[Bart Baker:]
It's Iggy Iggz I look like a dude dressed as a girl
[Jessica (Ariana Grande):]
That's a major problem.
Hey kids remember me from Nickelodeon I got thin but don't worry I'm still just as dumb actually m...
Bart Baker - Royals Parody Lyrics
I look like I took way too much Xanax
I have pubic hair on my head.
I'm so boring but I act like this on purpose so rebellious teens can relate to me
And even though this song is a huge hit and had great potential
I made a vid t...
Bart Davenport - On Your Own Planet Lyrics
Bart Davenport - Vow Lyrics
Bart Davenport - Pamela Lyrics
Bart Davenport - Every Little Step Lyrics
Bart Davenport - Physical World Lyrics
Bart Davenport - Girl Gotta Way Lyrics
Bart Baker - Call Me Maybe Lyrics
I'm watching you in my yard, making my nipples rock hard
Wish you'd lose the bodyguard, so I could lick your face.
I love your black nappy hair, and those suits that you wear.
I'm wearing your underwear that I stole from y...
Starlito - Good Cop Bad Cop Lyrics
Office Craig came up hard
From the hood but in school always said he was smart
On the other hand you got officer Bart
Confederate flags all in they front yard
Graduated the academy got they own cause
To protect and serve just playing they p...
Volbeat - Pearl Hart Lyrics
[Verse 1]
A man appeared before Wells Fargo
Wells Fargo's stage driver man
Wearing a long white linen
And a dust flour sack over his head
[Verse 2]
Pointed a double barreled shotgun
At the driver and forced him to halt
Please throw do...
Bart Baker - 22 Parody Lyrics
It feels like the perfect day to torture my ex's and then put on their skin
HELP ME!
Shut up, Harry!
I escaped from the asylum and kidnapped all of them.
So I could get my revenge.
You're sick!
Ah ha ha ha ha ha!
Yeah! I...
Bart Baker - Senior Citizen Love Lyrics
Went from Mr.305
To a horny old Asian guy!
I'm horny and I'm old
So Horny and so old
Heading to the senior home
To get me some senior dome!
Can't touch me boy
I might be old, but I still be getting blown for sure!
...
Allan Sherman - Call Me Lyrics
Call me Efrem Zimbalist,
Get me Bobby Kennedy,
Then call Dave Ben-Gurion, too.
Then tell Carol Baker I'm home, now;
Tell her Mastroianni sends love from Rome now.
Then get Hank Mancini
And tell him Fred Fellini is waiting;
...
Julien Baker - Vessels Lyrics
Tell me in thin paper about your love
Breath like thick water lives in my lungs
My skin is full of black ink, in your white clothes
For so much I think, little I know
Pull off my armor, knees bruised and naked
Peel back my skin, call out m...
Bart Baker - Anus Lyrics
I am old and cannot control my anus a-a-nus. [2X]
Anus, An-ah-hus. [8X]
When I crap my pants I am ready
Weather it be solid or a spray
Forgive me for wearing this adult diaper
But at my age my sphincter betrays me
Oooh, oooh, ooo...
Mutoid Man - Dead Dreams Lyrics
(feat. Kevin Baker of All Pigs Must Die)
[Stephen Brodsky, vocals]
Your dead dreams
Telling a story
Honey you'll never forget
Your dead dreams
Under the haunted
Comforter of regret
Your dead dreams
Caught in a fabric
Trying to cut som...
Bart Baker - What About Love Parody Lyrics
[Austin Mahone:] I- I'm a clone of Bieber wear oversized sneakers and sing into mirrors.
And my- my government grew me in a laboratory to become the next big teen hearthrob.
[Scientist 1:] Everything's looking good next we sho...
GFOTY - American Family Lyrics
Bart Baker - All That Matters Parody Lyrics
Oh oh, this whole year I've been stoned off my ass
So bad that I grew this ratstache, it makes me look manly
No it actually, makes you look sleazy
Oh oh, whenever I'm wearing this boy dress
It feels like I'm missing my p...
Lavern Baker - Eager Beaver Lyrics
I don't know how it started, I don't know what I did
But there's a gal who's chasm' me who really flipped her lid
I call her my eager beaver baby, ooh eager beaver baby
Well what am I gonna do with that eager beaver...
Toro y Moi - Monte Carlo Lyrics
[Chorus: Toro y Moi]
1997 Monte Carlo
That's not push-to-start, that's just turn and go
I can't take the BART, makes me paranoid
So I take the car just to check my tunes
[Verse 1: Toro y Moi]
Last time all the ...
Bart Baker - White Negro Lyrics
I'm a black man
You don't get it do ya
I paint my face white
Because I wanna fool ya
Go to brown town, talkin' South Central bitch
The 5-0 love me like I'm Justin Beiber
No matter what I do I don't get in t...
Bart Baker - Wrecking Ball Parody Lyrics
Remember when I was a ten and did not look like a guy
My hair was long, I had clothes on
But now I get nude and cry
Since the VMA's all the people say
I am a total skank
Grinded Robin Thicke made the whole crowd sick
Espec...
Gerry Rafferty - Baker Street Lyrics
Winding your way down on Baker Street
Light in your head and dead on your feet
Well another crazy day, you'll drink the night away
And forget about everything
This city desert makes you feel so cold
It's got so many people ...
Bart Baker - I Knew You Were Trouble Parody Lyrics
[Taylor:]
Once upon a time, before I was insane.
I dated this Disney guy, Joe Jonas was his name.
But he broke up with me,
[Joe:]
You're just way too creepy, plus I found someone else, his name's Mickey. (HO HO)
[Taylor:]
...
Bart Baker - Pussies Lyrics
I really love cats cats pussies on my brain
Hang out with them everyday
Give them nip nip and they go wild
Cat pussies like these are hard to come by
Get it on on with them on my lawn
When the claw my ass it turns me on
I See two, th...
Bart Baker - Gentleman Parody Lyrics
Old guys turn me on we're all about to have an orgy
Old guys turn me on and mannequin boob makes me horny
Old guys turn me on this is starting to get really gay
Now his pants are off
Come on guys you should all do the same
I have...
Bart Baker - Boyfriend Parody Lyrics
If I was a black man you would be my hoe
Or maybe an Asian so we can eat egg rolls
I can be a Mexican and dress like a Cholo
But I'm just a white Canadian that looks like a lesbo
Saying swag is cool
Now I'll make a wish on...
Julien Baker - Funeral Pyre Lyrics
I wake up with the same pain every night
Digging a hatchet into my left side
Clearing my chest of something to burn
Ash for a decorative urn you keep in your mantelpiece;
Like a trophy for everything
That withers eventually
Call me a cowar...
Mary Lambert - Bless This Hell Lyrics
Rozz Dyliams - Surgeryman Lyrics
Intro:
Paging Dr. Ross and Dr. Baker
It's a code 180 somethin-or-other and I already prepped the patient
Now let's see if you can save him
[Verse 1: Rozz Dyliams]
Hoes comin' in. They ain't goin' out
...