Allan Sherman - My Aunt Minnie Lyrics
My Aunt Minnie bought a mini-skirt,
A mini-skirt,
A mini-skirt.
She's too skinny for a mini-skirt.
Such a skinny creature
Shouldn't feature such a feature
But my old Aunt Minnie bought a mini-skirt
And all the fellas...
Tom Vek - Sherman Lyrics
You think of death
The inevitable option
The thinking type
You just wanna tick some boxes
Now that you're out of calm
Now that the rubber has erased it
Oh, we're attacking now
I'm on the team, the immovable object
An...
Sleigh Bells - Minnie Lyrics
(Verse)
Gossip on heavy today
Let it crash on the cake and they call it
Led by the violent days
Shorty got a taste of the models
It's getting all over your face
Put a break in the ice like a devil
Smack you, have your name disg...
Issue No. 152 - Sherman (Animals In The Jungle) Lyrics
Animals In The Jungle
(Verse)
You think of death
The inevitable option
Not the thinking type
You just wanna tick some boxes
Now that you're out of calm
Now that the rubber has erased it
Oh, we're attacking now
I'm...
Allan Sherman - Togetherness Lyrics
(Ring!)
Huh?
Ooh...
Mmmm...
Brrrr...cold!
Aahhh...hot!
Aaahh...nice.
Yum dum, yum dum dum de da...
(Ring!)
Hello, I'm in the shower,
Call me in an hour....
Allan Rayman - Dear Allan Lyrics
[Verse]
Dear Allan
I hear you made the trip
Was it a gash or a cut
Or maybe just a prick
For all the money in the world
For all the girls and all the fame
It's enough to make you sick
Dear Allan
I hear you lose yourself on a whim
I hea...
Allan Sherman - An Average Song Lyrics
Oh, here's a song,
An average song.
It's not too short,
It's not too long.
It's not too high,
It's not too low,
It's not too fast,
It's not too slow.
It's not too old,
It's not ...
Divine Council - P. Sherman (PS42WW$) Lyrics
BIG BITCH, BIG BITCH, BIG BITCH ON MY BIG DICK
HIT A VICK SWITCH, LIT A SPLIFF, DID A KICKFLIP
FUCK MY OLD PLUG, HEARD THE NIGGA HAD FIBBED CRIP
FUCK MY OLD LOVES, THESE BITCHES GET HIT LIKE QUICK
LICKS
TICK, TICK, TIC...
Allan Sherman - Hello Muddah Hello Fadduh Lyrics
Hello, Muddah! Hello, Fadduh!
Here I am at Camp Granada.
Camp is very entertaining,
And they say we'll have some fun if it stops raining.
I went hiking with Joe Spivy.
He developed poison ivy.
You remember Leonard Skinner?
He got ptoma...
Robbie Williams - Minnie The Moocher Lyrics
Hey folks here's the story 'bout Minnie the Moocher
She was a red-hot hoocie coocher
She was the roughest toughest rail
But Minnie had a heart as big as a whale
Hidehidehidehi (Hidehidehidehi)
Hodehodehodeho (Hodehodeh...
Fame Musical - The Teacher's Argument Lyrics
(Miss Bell)
Artists are special celestial fools
first with the talent for breaking the rules
unfit for confinement in cubicle schools
artists are special
(Miss Sherman)
Artists are people not primitive fools
they learn what to do before br...
Allan Sherman - Secret Code Lyrics
Once I had a secret code,
Where A was B, and B was G.
G was K, and K was J;
And J was M, and M was P.
V was X, and X was V,
And U was I, and I was U.
87 stood for Z,
And 2 for T, and T for 2.
O was 12, and Q was 17;
I stil...
Allan Sherman - Westchester Hadassah Lyrics
No more-a my dough,
No more-a my dough,
No more-a my dough-de-o-dough.
Westchester Hadassah,
I gave all my dough.
I'll give you one more thing:
A definite "no!"
Remember that luncheon
In honor of me?
You mad...
Allan Sherman - Signs Lyrics
Keep off the grass.
Children at play.
No deposit, no return.
No casting today.
Wait for the dialtone.
Do not fold, do not bend.
Do not open till Christmas.
Open other end.
No checks cashed,
Make deliveries in the rear.
S...
Allan Sherman - Down The Drain Lyrics
Down, down, down, down, down...
Down, down, down...)
The sweetest things in life
Don't stay around for very long.
They come and go and don't come back again.
While they're here, you feel so smug.
That's when ...
Allan Sherman - Plan Ahead Lyrics
Plan ahead!
Plan ahead!
That's what the wise man said.
Success is hard to win, but you can win it
If you do a lot of thinking in advance and make the necessary
Preparations and don't leave
Everything to be crowded into...
Sugarfree - The Allan Song Lyrics
Itong si Allan, mahirap kausap
Pangiti-ngiti, nananaginip ng gising
Uma-umaga, hawak n'ya ay gitara
Pasipol-sipol, ang utak n'ya ay nasa ulap
Ang utak n'ya ay nasa ulap
Habang sya'y pakanta-kanta
Tiritootooto...
Allan Sherman - Spanish Flea Lyrics
It's good to be a Spanish flea.
The Spanish dogs all scratch at me.
I make my home in a spaniel
Called Jose or Manuel
Or Juan,
And I wouldn't put you on.
My summer place is some great dane,
In Barcelona, northern Spa...
Allan Sherman - That Old Back Scratcher Lyrics
That old back scratcher has me in it's spell,
That old back scratcher like the Chinese sell.
Your plastic fingers up and down my spine,
The same old itchcraft when your touch meets mine.
You tame that tingle when I'm all a...
David Allan Coe - Child of God Lyrics
Allan Sherman - Peyton Place, U.S.A. Lyrics
There is a place I long to go, and I confess,
It's Peyton Place.
They've got a brand-new meaning for "togetherness"
In Peyton Place.
You should go there if you are feeling lost and lonely;
As you drive into tow...
Allan Sherman - The Laarge Daark Aardvark Song Lyrics
This is the start of the Laarge Daark Aardvark Song.
(bum-bum-bum-bum, bum-bum-bum, bum, yeah yeah yeah!)
There is a large dark aardvark in the park,
They say he's missing from the zoo.
(that's me, folks!)
And the police...
Allan Sherman - It's A Most Unusual Play Lyrics
It's a most unusual play;
Feel like throwing my tickets away,
'Cause the boy gets the boy
And the girl gets the girl
And it's way too far off Broadway.
It's a most unusual plot
Which I've either blocked ...
Allan Sherman - Call Me Lyrics
Call me Efrem Zimbalist,
Get me Bobby Kennedy,
Then call Dave Ben-Gurion, too.
Then tell Carol Baker I'm home, now;
Tell her Mastroianni sends love from Rome now.
Then get Hank Mancini
And tell him Fred Fellini is waiting;
...
Allan Rayman - Verona The Hellcat Lyrics
(feat. Jessie Reyez)
[Intro: Jessie Reyez]
I got faces I don't let see the sun
I try to hide the dark side
You say I changed
You give up, you're done
But this ain't new to me
I thought you could be the one who loved my ugly
...
Allan Sherman - Strange Things In My Soup Lyrics
Soupy doopy doop,
Oh soupy doopy.
Soupy doopy doop,
Oh soupy doopy.
Strange things in my soup,
That's what I found there.
Little tiny things
That move around there.
Looking down I see,
They're looking up at me.
...
Tyler, The Creator - Aunt Wang Syrup Theme Song Lyrics
Allan Sherman - The Drinking Man's Diet Lyrics
Oh, I'm on the Drinking Man's Diet,
It came from a book I was loaned.
It's really terrific and quite scientific
And I'm half stoned.
For breakfast some cornflakes and vodka,
But cornflakes have carbohydrate;
...
Johnny Winter - Long Tall Sally Lyrics
(Intro)
Come on!
(Verse)
Gonna tell Aunt Mary bout Uncle John
He says he has the blues but
He has a lotta fun, oh, baby, yeah baby
Woah baby, having me some fun tonight
(Verse 2)
Well, long tall Sally has a lot on the balland
...
Fredo - Aunt's Place Lyrics
What was Fredo like growing up?
Well, he was cut from the cloth of the heavens
You could- could've seen that from- from- from day one
The whole circle, yeah
That whole circle, you could see that, haha
And that's meant to be...
Allan Sherman - The Painless Dentist Song Lyrics
Beautiful molars...
Lovely bicuspids...
I'm Dr. Prentice, the painless dentist;
By that what's meant is,
It really doesn't hurt.
This is Miss Klinger; you've met her finger.
So open wide, and Miss Klinger wil...
Andrea Perry - Fat Aunt Bette Lyrics
Fat Aunt Bette with her hair in a net
She's baking pies as her curls set
And Uncle Mac with his plumber's crack
Is bending over his santa's sack
Putting presents in
Cousin Randy with his scissors handy
And a ta...
(G) I-DLE - Oh My God (English Version) Lyrics
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Allan Rayman - Clubhouse Lyrics
[Verse 1]
How many people have I met before?
How many stories have I heard before?
How many times does the introduction hold me accountable?
That was Allan Rayman, no
This is Mr. Roadhouse nice to meet you
If you follow me I'll take yo...
Allan Kingdom - Cudi Buddi Lyrics
berhana - Janet Lyrics
[Verse 1]
Aye Mrs. Hubert
You think that they should hang with us
Can't feel my music we used to dance so Thelonious
Monk from my monastery
Carried my bags out the door
Lit that shit with a Bic
Hit a J
Threw the ash with the cash in a ...
Brian Hull - Be Prepared Parody Lyrics
I never thought Beagle Boys essential.
They're crude and unspeakably plain,
But maybe they've a glimmer of potential,
If aligned to my vision and brain.
I know that you're powers of retention,
Are as wet as Pluto...
Allan Sherman - If I Were A Tishman Lyrics
Oh, New York is changing.
Wherever you look,
Big tall buildings by Tishman
Tishman, ahh...
If I were a Tishman,
Yum di diddle didle doody didle diddy didy di
(Yum di didle)
All day long I'd buildy buildy build,
If I wer...
Morrissey - Art-Hounds Lyrics
Art-hounds look like nothing
So Art-hounds write something
And those that do are judged by those
Who tried and found they couldn't do
Art-hounds see the Greek ideal
And gaze on what they'll never feel
Oh, the pitiles...