Will Chase Act 1 Mr Mrs Smith Lyrics
Act 1. Mr. & Mrs. Smith by Will Chase
Call the Justice of the Peace
But don't tell him our names
Don't put out a press release
Or mention baseball games
Book the nearest Bridal suite
One room will suit us fine
For the desk clerk that we meet
The only autograph we'll sign is
Mr and Mrs Smith
Simply the folks next door
People without a single clue what
an Agent or Grip is for
Yes
Nothing can beat the view
When as far as the eye can see, there's
No one but Mrs
No one but Mr
Smith and Me
For a home the man provides
A cottage built for two
We'll check the small town classifieds
Variety won't do
Then we'll move to mainstream USA
And sign the deed of trust
The mailbox at our hideaway
Will tell the whole wide world that we're just
Mr and Mrs Smith
Merely the folks next door
People who use their kitchen each night
And never been in Toots Shor's
Yeah
Nothing can beat the view
For as far as the eye can see, there's
No one but Mr
No one but Mrs
Smith and Me
No early calls
No big premieres
No less romantic theme
We'll spend the nights
Making our own
Little league baseball team
We're no one you've ever seen
Movie stars don't live anywhere here
Except on the local drive-in screen
Yes
I'd gladly disappear
If it might guarantee a view of
No one but Mr
No one but Mrs
Smith and You
But don't tell him our names
Don't put out a press release
Or mention baseball games
Book the nearest Bridal suite
One room will suit us fine
For the desk clerk that we meet
The only autograph we'll sign is
Mr and Mrs Smith
Simply the folks next door
People without a single clue what
an Agent or Grip is for
Yes
Nothing can beat the view
When as far as the eye can see, there's
No one but Mrs
No one but Mr
Smith and Me
For a home the man provides
A cottage built for two
We'll check the small town classifieds
Variety won't do
Then we'll move to mainstream USA
And sign the deed of trust
The mailbox at our hideaway
Will tell the whole wide world that we're just
Mr and Mrs Smith
Merely the folks next door
People who use their kitchen each night
And never been in Toots Shor's
Yeah
Nothing can beat the view
For as far as the eye can see, there's
No one but Mr
No one but Mrs
Smith and Me
No early calls
No big premieres
No less romantic theme
We'll spend the nights
Making our own
Little league baseball team
We're no one you've ever seen
Movie stars don't live anywhere here
Except on the local drive-in screen
Yes
I'd gladly disappear
If it might guarantee a view of
No one but Mr
No one but Mrs
Smith and You