Issue No 144 Cupid S Song Lyrics


Cupid's Song by Issue No. 144

The power of the pussy is un-fucking-believable
Especially when these heathen hoes be feeding their egos
Shooting us down like they were doing some free throws
It's curious when guys treat girls like they're heros
It tends to happen when their bank account has more zeros
And yes, I was in love once
And love punched me in the face,
Kicked me in the nuts,
Left me on the ground drowning in my own blood.
So excuse me if I sound a little sarcastic!
Cupid got his ass kicked after that happened,
Sat down and had a little chat with the bastard
And said "look bitch,
I know people that know people that kill people.
And we can make it look like it wasn't illegal"
Leave you in the hills where the hillbillies stay
They eat little people like you up there o.k.?
Shove an apple in your mouth, roast you over hay
I ain't playn, little man, we can go today
He shook his head and said,
"look, I don't make the rules, I'm sorry,
I just got the tools, I'm just doing my job
If you want to change the rules, man, talk to God
But I can tell you one thing
Have more women then you ever could have dreamed
I swear to God, man, you'll be living like a king
It's simple just listen to the song that I sing
Talk to me, come on! Walk with me!"
We got a lot to see I want to offer the
A little kiss, a little bit of mystery
A little bliss and we can make history
I wanna dance
I wanna pull of your pa
I mean romance
I wanna kiss your hands
I wanna fu, uh
I just wanna love you, girl
I wanna hug
I wanna cuddle, girl


Back in the days it was all fun and games
It was sunny days and passionate nights
We'd get mad and have passionate fights
And then the grudge fuck, yeah.
The make up sex.
Because love sucks, we gotta make the best
And the best stress reliever is a big ol' chest
Double D's and whatever troubled me left
And I know you girls are thinking
oh man, what a pervert I'm so glad my man ain't like you
Oh he is too, he was at rick's on Tuesday till two.
Practically had to drag him out the champagne room
With cupid and two strippers doing their best to him.
But cupid ain't stupid he had a plan to use.
Get us both liquored up, stumbling drunk
Shoved his 9 in our face, tied us both up. What the fuck?
He said, 'ohh, you tried to play me homie?
I'm an OG, I should be your ass for the fun of it.
Leave you in the ocean with the sharks and the sunken ships.
I know god, why don't you tell me what your working with.
But I know I know, you just trying to save face.
Girl broke your heart, now you play the blame game.
If I were in your shoes I'd probably do the same thing.
But next time remember the song that I sing


Talk to me come on walk with me
We got a lot to see I want to offer thee
A little kiss, a little bit of mystery
A little bliss and we can make history
I wanna dance
I wanna pull of your pa'
I mean romance
I wanna kiss your hands
I wanna fu' uh'
I just wanna love you girl
I wanna hug
I wanna cuddle girl (x2)

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