Eddy Ulm Million Dollar Guitar Lyrics

In a magazine a guitar i used to own
Is worth more than my house i guess i should have known
Its just a piece of wood thats made out of a log
The reason that i sold it it played just like a dog

Its just a piece of wood some folks dont understand
The sound of a guitar resides inside your hands

You do what you want with the money that you made
That million dollar guitar wont get played

Money from a zealot for some rock and roller relic
If you knew how to play it maybe you too would sell it
Even though we know it we still might have to say it
Payed for by a rich fool who wont know how to play it

Who would buy the guitar and wheres it going to go
To an arab oil shiek or a corporate CEO

You do what you want with the money that you made
That million dollar guitar wont get played

Take it on a tour along with Elvis Presley's coat
The Rose bowl parade it gets it's very own Float
Safe behind the glass at the Hard Rock Cafe
A billionares Rec room on permanent display

Who would buy the guitar and where it going to go
To an Arab oil shiek or a corperate CEO

You do what you want with the money that you made
That million dollar guitar wont get played
Your guitar and mine are not the same
Your guitar will never get you laid