Lazy Coffee Lazy Boyfriend Waltz Lyrics


Lazy Boyfriend Waltz by Lazy Coffee

My boyfriend's so lazy I can't get him off of the couch
He just sits there all day, his back in a big curvy slouch
His T-shirt is covered in beer, 'cause he missed his mouth
He's the laziest boyfriend you ever did see in the South

One day last week, I saw him out there in the grass
He was watchin' the lawnmower roll down the hill right on past
I said ain't you gonna catch it it's gettin' away!
He said, Honey, I just want to set in this red Georgia clay

He's the laziest boyfriend you ever did see
Why do I keep him around with me
He ain't got a job and he lives in a shack
He runs around town in a big burlap sack

The dog dragged a box turtle into the yard last week
My boyfriend rolled over and said he just wanted to sleep
I said, if you start now, you can beat that turtle to the street
He said, Darlin' if I run that fast, it'll just make me weep

He's the laziest boyfriend you ever did see
Why do I keep him around with me
He ain't got a job and he lives in a shack
He runs around town in a big burlap sack

When I kissed that green frog, I thought I was gettin' a prince
I've been rolling my eyes, complainin' 'bout him ever since
I wish that my fairy godmother would wave her gold wand
All my girlfriends keep telling me, throw him back into the pond

He's the laziest boyfriend you ever did see
Why do I keep him around with me
He ain't got a job and he lives in a shack
He runs around town in a big burlap sack

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